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Waterman 

A person fully in-tune with the ocean. Enjoying all aspects of it and what it has to offer.
Dave Plossel thinks hes such a waterman but in reality all he does is sit around on spearboard, a true water man would be enjoying the ocean like tailsurfer
Waterman by not ts November 7, 2011

waterman 

the only true waterman on this earth can do almost all water activities in the ocean and flat water.
Ross Schwartz is a waterman
waterman by jimmychavez April 1, 2010

waterman 

A guy who is really at ease with all water activites. He is "the man" when it comes to windsurfing, waterskiing, wakeboarding, sailing, jetskiing, parasailing. He is also a very capable skuba diver and sea kayaker. Usually exudes an air of arrogance and can be thought of as being a complete knob. But still he is the king when it comes to water activities.(Isn't totally opposed to golden showers)
Chuck: Hey Woody, is that BJ ripping up that fat wake on his killer new board?

Woody: Sure is compadre, he's a real "waterman"
waterman by Nathan Roberts July 22, 2008

Watermasnerd 

when you get out of a body of water and your nose is oozing a giant wet snot stream down your face
How embarrassed he was when he realized after talking to the hotties on the beach he had a giant watermasnerd stuck to his cheek.
Watermasnerd by KC1 May 31, 2005

waterman 

An intoxicating substance easily slipped into the drink of the opposite gender during camping trips, comicons, or Chuck Norris sponsored martial arts bouts.
"Well, Timmy, if yer too much of a schmuck to ask her out why not just slip a waterman into her diet cola while she has her back turned playing skeeball?" slurred my drunken uncle Lester.
waterman by BranDAMN June 24, 2006

waterman 

A guy who is really at ease with all water activites. He is "the man" when it comes to windsurfing, waterskiing, wakeboarding, sailing, jetskiing, parasailing. He is also a very capable skuba diver and sea kayaker. Usually exudes an air of arrogance and can be thought of as being a complete knob. But still he is the king when it comes to water activities.(Isn't totally opposed to golden showers)
Chuck: Hey Woody, is that BJ ripping up that fat wake on his killer new board?

Woody: Sure is compadre, he's a real "waterman"
waterman by Nathan Roberts July 25, 2008