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Send the Vermont 

When you want a female to send you the Vagina and Tit pic, you cordially ask her to send you the Vermont (VT).
Girl, you got me in a certain state... and I think we're ready to cross state lines... can you send the Vermont (VT)?
Send the Vermont by Rubberdicky September 17, 2017

The Vermont Tuxedo 

The act of anal sex through the butt flap of plaid long-john pajamas.
Every time Elyse drinks tequila, she asks a stranger for The Vermont Tuxedo.

the vermonter 

The Vermonter is a sexual position in which you do it doggy style while wearing birkenstocks in the back of a Subaru.
Oh man, I just picked this girl up from the maple trees and we did the vermonter
the vermonter by GoodStuff July 7, 2015

The Vermonator 

Dwayne LaFontant, the most powerful human being in the universe that will vermonate your life into existence just by uttering the words, "Yah just been vermonated"
The Vermonator is Dwayne LaFontant from over the hedge

Yah just been vermonated RJ
The Vermonator by Fat Coxx November 27, 2020

The Vermont Cataschulte Bridge Burner 

When you receive and extremely sloppy mudpie (preferably 6-8 hrs. after consuming Taco Bell), while covered in maple syrup. The mudpie delivery must be made from a bridge at least 25 feet in height. The recipient must be in a raft below the bridge.
Bridge Inspector: “what the **** did I just witness?”

Recipient: “I just got The Vermont Cataschulte Bridge Burner and it felt so good.”

Bridge Inspector: “?”

The Only Sincere Muscle Is On The Middle Of The Inde Of The Left Cheeck Near The Left Vermillion Border 

The Only Sincere Muscle Is On The Middle Of The Inde Of The Left Cheeck Near The Left Vermillion Border
The Only Sincere Muscle Is On The Middle Of The Inde Of The Left Cheeck Near The Left Vermillion Border