flonked 

When a person is 'out of it' or 'dazed'.

Jeff: Hey Micheal, you good?
Micheal: Sorry dude, i'm just really flonked right now.

flonked by ghostcakes July 14, 2021

Flonked

verb (past tense)

To get stuck in a tire-width ice well in an alleyway.

"I got my car flonked"
"Can you help me get my car unflonked"

Flonked by mmmmmykesmm February 4, 2026

Flonked Out 

When someone gets punked down to do something for somebody they are flonked out

Man he made that boy tie his shoes he flonked out

Flonked Out by Baton rouge slang mane July 27, 2019

Kay Flocked 

when you pop a nigga in broad daylight

Person 1: “yeah that nigga got kay flocked”
Person 2: “damnn”

Kay Flocked by ew6 June 8, 2022

flunked

having to repeat a grade because of failing

nahh man im supposed to be in the 11th grade ... i flunked 2nd.

flunked by tsunamii.d May 5, 2018

flonkerton 

An olympic sport of Icelandic origin wherein the competitors race a predetermined distance with full boxes of paper strapped to their feet.

"Phyllis narrowly beat Kevin in the first annual flonkerton race in the Dunder-Mifflin Office Olympics, which earned her a gold medal made out of a yogurt lid and paper clips."

flonkerton by Darth Z. February 5, 2007

Flocked beard 

Excessive amount of cum/semen that lands on a man's beard that closely resembles a snow covered Christmas tree.

Sam: "Keagan! Did you go down on Jake?! You have a flocked beard!"
Keagan: "It tasted exactly like strawberry milk!"

Flocked beard by Didgit$ June 29, 2016