cleaveland steamer 

Having a one night stand, then taking a shit on your sleeping partner's chest before leaving.

"What happened with that girl you hooked up with last night?"
"She passed out half way through, so I gave her a Cleaveland Steamer and took off"

cleaveland steamer by montez May 8, 2003

Cleaveland steamer 

I cleaveland Steamer is when a man defecates on a woman's chest after some period of intercourse. A variation of this is the "chili dog" which takes the Cleaveland Steamer one step further by "titty fucking" the woman using the feces as lubricant.

I dont have that much gumption; After I gave her the Cleaveland steamer, I couldn't chili dog her without laughing.

Cleaveland steamer by shotgun Wallace April 29, 2004

cleaveland steamer 

The process of hovering over your girlfriend (cause you probably wouldn't wanna marry her.), and dropping Webster (Shit) all over her chest.

She wanted an experience she'd never forget, so I gave her a cleaveland steamer.

cleaveland steamer by Rex Sterling December 20, 2003

Cleaveland Steamer 

When a man squats onto a womans chest, taking a dumpand using his buttocks to wipe the dump backwards and forwards whilst making tractor and digger noises.

"I took a cleaveland steamer on her when she slept."
"Didn't the beeping wake her up?"
"I whispered."

Cleaveland Steamer by Streakycheese September 29, 2007

Cleaveland Steamer 

The so-called erotic act of deficating on one's partner.

Rod left a cleaveland Steamer on Veronica's chest.

Cleaveland Steamer by Our21stzen February 12, 2003

Cleaveland Steamer 

The act of deficating on a female's chest, not to be confused with the brown necktie.

I gave Amber a Cleaveland steamer right after I ate at Tacco Bell and the bitch passed out right there.

Cleaveland Steamer by Stefan December 2, 2003

Cleaveland Steamer 

The sexual act inwhich a male titty-fucks a female (or a male perhaps) and then lays a steamy hot turd on her chest and proceeds to rub it in.

Abbott: "Hey I had the greatest time last night"
Gav: "Oh yea?"
Abbott: "Yea, sulz gave me the dirties cleaveland steamer ever"
Gav: "That's nice"

Cleaveland Steamer by Gav800 September 18, 2005