luge 

Luge is the fastest sport on ice. It consists of going feet first down an icy shoot. Very few athletes ever make it anywhere, though many try very hard for several years. All luge athletes deserve respect.

Wow! Look at how fast that luger is going!!!

luge by awesome-person January 9, 2010

luge 

The act of dressing as a sperm, shoving an ice skate up the ass, and flying balls first down a sheet of ice at 100mph.

Man 1: Hey, What are you up to.
Man 2: Just doing the Luge, you know how we do.

luge by TheAmazingGehod June 4, 2003

luge 

A type of driving style. The driver puts his seat into a fully reclined position and proceeds to drink and drive. Typically, luging takes place at speeds of over 70 miles per hour. The driver must fully lay down and drink alcohol while driving. Luging is typically frowned upon.

John is going to luge at 90 mph from Slippery Rock to Erie while drinking Hurricane 40s.

luge by thursdizzle December 4, 2009

Luge 

The sexual act of kneeling at the end of a luge run in the nude, while a female lugest also in the nude completes her run that ends with penetration, broken legs, and a sudden moment of bliss.

Would you want to luge tonight?
Hell yeah

Luge by Rex Thunder February 11, 2014

Luge 

the act of laying down, watching TV, relaxing in a position that simulates the downhill ice chute racing. Can be single, or dual. Total kick-back time.

Dude, I'm gonna luge. I'll hit ya later.

As a response to a question: "are you going out with us tonight?" "Nah, I'll catch up with you later. I'm gonna luge"

As a status message:
"(insert name here) is gonna assume the luge position"

Luge by purecyn September 25, 2009

luge 

The act of dripping a tasty liqueur (Irish Cream) down the crack of your lover's ass and licking her clean. Originated in Canada where it is common to pour drinks down a slab of ice (often sculpted ice) to cool them before consuming. Obviously, a derivative of the Olympic ice sport where an athlete speeds down an icy slop on a sled or "luge".

Nice ass! I'd like to do the luge on her.

luge by phlegmdawg June 27, 2009

luge 

A male hygiene act. The male equivalent of the female "douche".

Brad Pitt made sure to luge his chode first so it would fit properly into Angelina's chunt.

luge by Gangster of Boats February 20, 2010