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tonight's biggest loser 

"Sal is tonight's biggest loser"

bigger dick foreign policy theory 

First proposed by George Carlin following the initiation of the Persian Gulf War in 1991; the bigger dick foreign policy theory theorizes the justification of war (or conflict in general) being based solely on the size of the aggressor's penis in comparison to the penis size of the defender. Generally, the aggressor possesses a smaller penis in comparison to the defender, and so feels compelled to attack/invade/conquer the defender in order to feel better and prove to others that he is the superior of the two, despite his smaller penis size.

When used to explain war justification, it also explains the visual similarity between rockets, bombs, and bullets, and features they share with phallic imagery, as "the need to project the penis into other peoples' affairs", and is thought to be the origin of the phrase "fucking with people".

The bigger dick foreign policy theory is usually born out of, and is very often related to, dick fear.
"You don't have to be a historian or a political scientist to see bigger dick foreign policy theory at work. It sounds like this: 'What, they have bigger dicks?! Bomb them!'"

world's biggest superstar

A celebrity who has achieved unprecedented and monolithic global mega stardom. An epoch-defining icon who can transcend countries and cultures to receive worldwide adulation.

Etymology: The term is usually associated with the Pop God Michael Jackson. NME editor David Moynihan referred MJ world's biggest superstar in an article "Michael Jackson: 1958-2009 – obituary" dated June 26, 2009.
Jackson‘s status as the world’s biggest superstar was confirmed at the 1983 Motown
Records party, when he ‘moonwalked’ to ‘Billie Jean’ before an audience of millions.
- by David Moynihan (Editor of NME)

Michael Jackson is the world's biggest superstar and perhaps the greatest entertainer of all time.

- taken from documentary "Michael Jackson - The Trial and Triumph of the King of Pop", directed by Wilson Ebiye

My crew is big and it keeps getting bigger 

that's cause jesus christ is my
my crew is big and it keeps getting bigger. that's cause jesus christ is my

biggering 

The act of making something bigger, like a factory, or a company, or even a corporate sign.
I’m going to keep on biggering and biggering and keep turning truffula trees into the thneeds”
biggering by ThneedLover666 March 29, 2018

Deuce Bigalow 

An Outdoor Shit that steams in the winter and starts fires during the summer.
Major Shart: "Holy Fuck, did you see that Deuce Bigalow that I just dropped in front of that forest Snowman?"

Joe Mama: "How couldn't I? There's a raging forest fire now! Pull your pants up quick before the heat from the flames scorches off your bun hairs and we're gonna have to nick-name you twinkie cheeks!"
Deuce Bigalow by High Hiter April 19, 2018