Fishpants

A young woman with sociopathic tendencies and a God-awful case of crotch-rot.

"Fishpants wiped out the remaining population of spotted owls in the Pacific Northwest by poisoning their air supply with her toxic vaginal fumes."

Fishpants by gtfoplzkthx February 16, 2010

fastpants

Fighter Pilot slang for an anti-G suit. They are worn by the crew members of high performance airplanes and contain air bladders that expand around the torso and the legs to help fight the blood-pooling effects of Hi G or acceleration loading due to aircraft maneuvering at higher speeds.

This is a DACT training sorte. Where are your fastpants?

fastpants by Rocket T. Man October 11, 2007

firepants 

someone who lies so much, the devil himself cought their pants on fire.

"did u see george bush give that speech yesterday?"

"yeah dude, what a fucking firepants."

firepants by ihaveabiggerdickthanyou!!! October 18, 2008

Slower than a fishmans dick

When a game takes forever to load

This game of rocket league crashed and is now taking forever it's slower than a fishmans dick

Slower than a fishmans dick by Jim-dick July 1, 2022

fishanista 

Fashion forward fishing. The art of modeling runway attire under the guise of fishing without looking anything like a dirty fisher person. Usually requires a costume change after getting a splash of water or 7 minutes.

I wanted to go to the beach today but my fishanista friend Cathi is at home glittering her Crocs and packing her Coach rain boots so she can fish with Bobby tomorrow.

fishanista by SkinnyHippie March 16, 2016

Fishpaste 

Cum. Stuff that comes out of a guys cock (no not a rooster).

"His fishpaste tasted way better because i made him eat fruit."

Fishpaste by x-[Dudeface]-x June 28, 2007

Fishanista 

Bad ass lady angler that can out fish the boys while looking good.

I wanted to go lay at the beach, but my friend the fishanista insists on bringing bait.

Fishanista by Danygirl12 June 11, 2018