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The Willows 

Bar/ banquet facility/bowling alley located in the small town of Holland in western NY. The atmosphere in there is a crap-shoot. Could be hip hop jukebox night or country karaoke night, gotta show up to find out. Been known to attract the most beautiful people of Holland and surrounding towns.
Yo you wanna go to the willows for some daytime drinking and jukebox hero?

-What did you do last night?
-went to the willows for a ham sub, i'm so hung over today.
The Willows by Mr plowman February 4, 2010
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Keep Close to the Willows

An Ozark verb meaning to be cautious. Conservative. Modest. Taken from a phrase used while skinny dipping in a willow bordered creek.
Keep close to the willows when you deal with a backstabbing gossip.

whisper in the willows 

When a person blows a cool gentle breeze into you butthole
Bro , Elmo just gave me a whisper in the willows and it was fantastic!

Wind in the Willows

The act of farting into anothers pubic hair during sex.
Oil Rig Worker: My wife asked me to fart in her pubes last night.

Oil Rig Worker #2: Wind in the Willows Pendejo.

*High five*

Wind in the Willows

The art of blowing air on a woman's vagina from behind her. This is done when she is slightly bent over. It allows her butt hole to be exposed as well. The is always the 'danger' of blow back in your face. If she has some fur on her then it is more approriate.
I gave my partner a "Wind in the Willows" last night and she loved it.

Whomping the willow 

Harry:Ron my god Hermoine looked sexy tonight.

Ron:Yeah I know I am going to be whomping the willow

Stripping the Willow 

When one rips ones testicles off with a split wooden spoon
Oh my god, George just lost it and tried stripping the willow, call an ambulance