skwedgie

when one's underwear migrates up one's sweaty unclean arse crack. the combination of a wedgie and a sweaty poo smeared bum hole. when one has skid marks on ones underwear and then gets a swedgie

i had skid marks on my undercrackers and now i have a skwedgie

skwedgie by princessherbert February 2, 2010

skwedgie

A wedgie induced by skateboarding.

"I was about to rip that 10 set but I got a killer skwedgie".

skwedgie by Shane K July 20, 2008

sqwedgie 

when a guy sweats in the scrotum area and his underwear gets stuck between the scrotum and the legs and must be picked to relieve the awful stuffy feeling.

when pat ran a mile, he had a terrible sqwedgie and needed to pick it.

sqwedgie by mooshkla June 9, 2005

Shwedgie 

n. Usually occurs on fat people, who when wearing a long shirt, it tucks into their ass crack and hence forms a shwedgie.

Oh my gosh! The fatass woman behind the counter at Dunkin' Donuts had a sick shwedgie!

Shwedgie by Bubba Sparxxx May 1, 2006

Swedgie 

To be hung on a pole or peg by your pantys then dunked in a toilet

I was walking home when my friend said that the girls bathroom had some weird graffiti in one of the stalls so we went to check it out.(oh and im a girl not a pervert). When we got in she said its in the last stall on the left. So we went over and i looked but there was nothing inside except a toilet with year old diarea in it. I started to question her but berfore i could she tied my hands together and put tape around my feet. Then she gave me a swedgie.She hung me by my zebra pantys and dunked my head in the year old diarea. Now for some reason the person who dumped the diarea there clogged the toilet and the school never bothered to fix it so its at the rim with gross watery diarea. Enough for my whole head to go under. When she let me back up i'd gotten some in my mouth. That gave her an idea. She went and got a straw and put one end in the toilet and the other end in my mouth. I immediantly spit it back out but she said if i didnt drink it she would pull on my legs.now i was hanging 2 feet off the ground and my pantys could strech that far without breaking but i still refused. So she went over to my legs and pulled me down to a foot off the ground."oooooooowwwwwww!" I cried "ill drink it! Ill drink it! "Good to hear she said smirking. She made me drink all of it. About 3 quarters threw i barfed and she made me drink the barf. When i had finnaly finished she let me down still tied up and still in a wedgie.

Swedgie by Alohamrpickle June 19, 2014

swedgie 

the term used when one's underwear has migrated up one's sweaty arse crack. a wedgie often the result of vigorous exercise.

i've been jogging so long i have a swedgie.

swedgie by princessherbert February 3, 2010

swedgie 

A sideways wedgie; when your underwear or pantaloons become pushed sideways and are not in correct alignment with your pants and or gentiles. Especially uncomfortable for a guy.

Dude my junk is all smashed to one side cause i have a wicked big swedgie

swedgie by Alex Born February 27, 2008