iPon 

The next Apple product after the iPad

short for iTampon

person 1: Did you get the iPad?
person 2: no, I'm waiting for the iPon

iPon by applealex February 2, 2010

ipon 

when a bitch is so dumb that when she's on her period, she doesn't have a tampon or maxi-pazzle, so she is forced to stick her ipod (likely nano) up her twat-cha-ma-call-it to stop the bleeding, just like a tampon. get it already? not only does this method not work, but it ruins da ipod.

dumb-bitch1: lordy, i'm about to start my dot.
dumb-bitch2: you mean period?
dumb-bitch1: of course that's what i meant. you dumb b*tch!
dumb-bitch2: well you better have a tampon
dumb-bitch1: dang, i only have one. and it's used.
dumb-bitch2: just use your ipod as an ipon
dumb-bitch1: this just might work!

ipon by mride123456 February 17, 2008

iPoned 

1) a) What people who buy the iPhone 4 on Verizon now will be when the iPhone 5 comes out in the Summer.

b) What any person who buys an Apple product is in less than six months from purchase when a newer, upgraded (or cheaper) version is released.

a) bought the iPhone as soon as he could when the iPhone 4 came out on Verizon; now, he's contractually stuck with it even though the far superior iPhone 5 was released. He sure got iPoned!

b) I bought a MacBook last July. Now, Apple sells the same laptop is 300 dollars cheaper. I was iPoned so badly.

iPoned by Flirm Li January 20, 2011

iPone 

iPone (or iP0ne) is what you do to other people when they find out you have an iPhone (i.e. The best phone in the world)

Brian: Check out my new Nokia 6230i- it cost me £850 and it's totally like a spy phone or something.
Larry: Oh yeah? Well I have an iPhone, the greatest phone in the world!!!
Brian: aw man, I'm such a n00bz0r.
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In the above example, Brian got iPoned

iPone by theresnofreenamesonUD March 1, 2008