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Nicolas Sarkozy 

President of France since 2007. It's like Bush era but with a smaller head of State. Want to be Obama's BFF but this idea had reached a dead end ...
- Nicolas Sarkozy said something ridiculous yesterday at the French Television. According to him, he was Obama's Friend.
- Again ?! Let's bet honest. He looks like more Berlusconi than Obama.
Nicolas Sarkozy by CMB-38 December 14, 2009

Nicolas Steiger 

A type of guy, who is often described as a sex god. He can pleasure a woman just with his eyes. It is said that once, he penetrated 41 women at once. His cock is similar to an elephant penis and his jizz has the ability to magically heal diseases and injuries.
"What was that? I got an orgasm just looking in his eyes!"

"Oh yeah of course he is elephant-cock Nicolas Steiger!"
Nicolas Steiger by BigDickNickChick November 22, 2017

Nicola Sturgeon’s Ball Sack 

A barometer of ugliness, benchmarked against the beauty of First Minister of Scotland: Nicola Sturgeon.

nicolas sarkozy 

france president (2007-?)
nicolas sarkozy is better than a leftist and feminist
nicolas sarkozy by didier June 11, 2007

Nicolas Shamrockfecalstein 

Nicolas Shamrockfecalstein is a terrorist to a tribe of incredibly short Africans known as the Munchkinsx. Nicolas Shamrockfecalstein flew to Africa and atop a rhino trampled the Munchkin village making a daring escape with his life but losing his but hole along the way which led him to be shunned by the league of Gassy Boo Boo's who had just finished defeating David. After being shunned by the League of GBB's Nicolas Shamrockfecalstein then built a mystical place called Prison Island where enemies of the League of GBB's are sent. Before building Prison Island Nicolas visited the Anti-MaxR age care home for elderly women who don't want to be decapitated, Nick met the love of his life who also happened to be Max's great great great grandmother and his biggest target as she is his oldest living relative as he had already decapitated every other ancient grandmother of his. Nick and Max's great great great grandmother who is 834 years old then got married and built Prison Island together.
Person 1: Did you hear Nicolas Shamrockfecalstein got delivered a new prisoner
Person 2: Cool who is it

Person 1: Rumors say its David
Person 2: Not David

Nicolas Cage Syndrome 

Where your a bad Actor
This man has Nicolas Cage Syndrome. He's so bad