wordvert

A person who becomes stimulated (mentally and otherwise) by language - word play, freudian slips, sarcasm, one liners, pickup lines, double entendres, interlingual references, trash talking, snaps, sexting, unusual names, quotations, new languages, grammar, etc. etc. Taken from the combination of "word" and "pervert". Probably bordering on mental illness but not disruptive to a "normal" existence (on the contrary, it may in fact enhance the person's daily social interactions dramatically).

From Oscar Wilde to textsfromlastnight.com, there are too many examples of wordvert to give in one little box - go read/watch/listen/talk!

wordvert by wordvert January 13, 2010

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Wordvert

A pervert towards words. Someone that thing big words are sexy

"Man don't be a wordvert!"
"I'm sorry that photosynthesis makes me horny!!!"

Wordvert by CrazyGamer C June 7, 2017

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Related Words

wordvert • Wordventing • wordvention • wordverbing

Wordventing

The process of squashing two words together to make them one single word.

Quit wordventing bro

Wordventing by RTsmith January 13, 2011

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wordvention

The unknowing invention of a new word. Normally alcohol induced.

Thats not a real word. Thats a wordvention.

I think you made that word up. That was a wordvention.

wordvention by Tony risk June 23, 2007

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wordverbing

When someone will say a random noun with an "-ed" on the end of it to express an action whose proper wording can not be remembered at the time of explanation.

Person 1: Were you on the guest list for Dana's party?

Person 2: I was, but then i "dicked" myself off.

Person 1: How?

Person: "Sexed" up her sister...

(wordverbing)^^

wordverbing by Broland Martin June 2, 2011

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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