goetschel

a state of being in which one physically cannot stop pleasuring themselves because they keep thinking about how pathetic and sad their life actually is

aw man i was goetschel the other day cause i just realized my girlfriend is gona break up with me cause i hookup up with tons of freshman and took advantage of them

goetschel by revenge101101101101 January 7, 2010

Gottschalk 

A last name meaning strength and awesomeness. They usually participate in combat sports or wars. They rule over all others and demand respect from everyone. If you know anyone with the last name Gottschalk you should be thankful that God has put them in your life.

Did you see that awesome guy walk by?

Yeah! He must have been a Gottschalk!

Gottschalk by Gottschalk March 9, 2011

Ellie gottschalk 

Ellie gottschalk is a better person than any of you will ever be. None of you deserve Ellie gottschalk and anyone who hurts her has no soul. You know who you are.

Ellie gottschalk is the most amazing human being. Also she’s funny as hell.

Ellie gottschalk by Screwyourain:) September 10, 2021

gretchel 

she is just amazing, so nice, and humble, she will always be by your side supporting in every decision you make.
and we can't let out that she is beautiful

Boy 1 : Did you hear there's a new girl

Boy 2 : yeah I heard what is her name?
Boy 1 : gretchel

Boy 2 : You watch and kearn I'm going to ask her out!

gretchel by imsassyand?? September 25, 2019

goeschl 

A period in which one suffers

It's goeschl time!

goeschl by Pcy January 27, 2016

Goettsche 

An derogatory term referring to a person who exhibits both dwarfism and homosexuality. Generally refers to a very strong person.

1. That goettsche would not leave me alone at the gay bar.

2. I had to help that goettsche get his lube off the top shelf.

3. Yesterday I saw some goettsche bench-pressing a guy 3 times his height!

Goettsche by Jondrew Ahnson May 15, 2009

blau weiss gottschee

wheree you can find the hottest soccer players, boys and girls.
very sickk players.
best of the best.
mother fucking spoilt.
B.W.G GIRLS- bitchy whitee girls
B.W.G BOYS- boys with gamee.

i want to bang everyonee on blau weiss gottschee.

blau weiss gottschee by gottschee April 26, 2008