I kid

It is a somewhat old fashioned way of saying "just kidding." It sounds more Shakespearean than "jk d00000d."

Person A: Bitch, I'll kick your ass!
Person B: *Gasp* You have such a sailor mouth!
Person A: What the motherf**k??
Person B: Har har, I kid, you old sea dog!
Person A: Har har har har!

I kid by Ben L. January 8, 2006

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I-kid

An I-kid (I for internet) is a person born into internet prominence and exposed to the internet at a young age (often Generation Z), making them desensitised to the internet, perceiving extreme things as normal. People such as lolicons, furries, VTuber fans, ERPers, femboys and Coomers fit into this category.

John: Hey Jerry, what is femboy Garfield?
Jerry: Just something those I-kids thought up. Best not to google it, you know, with blissful ignorance and all that.

I-kid by BarrelbiteBulletblast December 22, 2022

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I kid you not

this incredible anecdote is indeed bona fide; I vouch for the veracity of this statement

A common utterance among guys who wear wifebeaters (GWWW)

synonym: I swear to God.

So then she just stuck the whole thing in her mouth. I kid you not.

I kid you not by mandingoe September 30, 2004