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halvsies 

An adjective used amongst friends and family to split monetary value equally amongst all parties.
Wanna go halvsies on an eightzee ball and hit the strip club?
Fuck yeah man. Let's get turnt and halvsie dat Uber too.
halvsies by DonkSauce June 3, 2016

halvsies 

Nickname for a guy who acts like an idiot, meaning he has half a brain.
That smoking hot chick ran at you naked and you still didn't have sex with her? Nice job halvsies.
halvsies by senoj September 8, 2007

Generous halvsies 

When pouring a drink (generally shots), and the consumer of the said drink doesn't want a full shot, but a little more than half, he or she would ask for generous halvises.
"Don't give me a full shot, just give me half!"
"Bitch, you're taking a generous halvsies shot!"
Generous halvsies by jmo1989 March 6, 2010
absorbing a cost equally between two people
dude, do you want to go halfsies with me on that killer mud pie?
halfsies by So Mach May 9, 2006

double halfsies

When you can't decide between two things, so you and another person (usually a friend or acquaintance) each purchase one of the desired items and you both exchange half of each item with one another.

Note: Most often done when ordering food. This way you can eat both items you want instead of ordering two meals and looking like a fat ass.
Person 1: "Man, I can't decide between the teriyaki chicken or the club."
Person 2: "Yeah, me neither."
Person 1: "Double halfsies?"
Person 2: "You read my mind."
double halfsies by rkitch February 11, 2013

go halfsies 

to split (especially the cost of something) equally between two parties
I knew she wasn't going to put out, so I made her go halfsies on dinner.
go halfsies by bdb484 December 13, 2010