kretman 

one whose mother is a very loose woman

Kretman: Man, I got no sleep last night
Billy-Ray: Neither did yo momma

kretman by Erin and Rachel January 10, 2004

ketman 

Paying lip-service to an idea or ideology while secretly being opposed to it. Originally used of secret dissenters from Islam, it was applied by Czeslaw Milosz in his 1953 book The Captive Mind to those inwardly opposing Communist orthodoxy while appearing to comply with it dictates. See also shuck and jive.

In oppresive societies, many successful people practice ketman.

ketman by FourLegsGood January 30, 2021

kreman 

a bitch who like to suck big fat balls

to be a kreman is to be loyal to even those who deserve it not.

kreman by [e-mail] October 16, 2017

Kretzman Quad 

1)a location on Huntington Avenue at Northeastern University in Boston
2)being penetrated by four penises at one time (not hole specific)

I'm so sore. I got Kretzman Quadded last night.

Kretzman Quad by Gstiffs October 29, 2005

kreitman

A bitch who is a slut and whore who thinks she is cool. And she has a really ugly face with a mole.

wants to be victoria secret model. Kreitman normally has he first name Maya.

kreitman by shitfaedonkey February 1, 2014

kreitman

1. A German family who gives caterpillars to each other every night. From the word "kreit", in German it means caterpillar, stating that their ancestors performed the famous caterpillar on each other as well

2. A crazy person who likes pegging/making strange facial expressions

3. Kreit, also coming from the word ketchup-a person who loves ketchup.

Dude, did you see bobby last night when he was drunk? Man he was like a kreitman you should've seen it!

dave: Hey man, pass the ketchup

bill: Dude, what the fuck you have plenty! Who do you think you are, a kreitman?

kreitman by elijay donnor July 22, 2011