nutner 

A slow white flat footed football player who plays the position of quarterback. He usually wears a number between 6 and 8 and spends most of the game on his back or throwing up prayers that get picked off.

Yo....were u at the par-hills game the other day??? Their defense wasn't even that good and they still sacked that nutner about 20 times.

nutner by rriles October 4, 2006

nutner butter 

A kinky sex term for nutting inside someone and the extra that drips out is put onto a food product as a replacement for butter and eaten.

"Bro, we put nutner butter on some toast after we banged, it tasted so good!"

nutner butter by E&M_nutnersquad May 10, 2018

nutterflies 

the nervous feeling that arises when you want to stroke the salami, but fear that someone might walk in or come home.

I really want to watch Brazilian Bangbus, but I got nutterflies since mom will be home in ten minutes.

nutterflies by Johny Salami May 11, 2011

nutterbutter buddies 

When one buddy puts his nuts in another buddy's butt.

"Put your nutter in my butter, my nutter butter buddy."

"I love me some nutterbutter buddies."

nutterbutter buddies by Originalnutter January 24, 2014

Nutters from Parkhurst 

A term that refers to a group of extreme criminals sentenced to HM Prison Parkhurst in the town of Parkhurst on the Isle of Wight, UK.

I shall have men, nutters from Parkhurst, dressed in yeti suits, up Everest, with meat cleavers, ready to chop your tarty fucking legs off!

Nutters from Parkhurst by Mr Peng August 17, 2016

Nutter Butter 

The equivalent of Swamp Ass on your balls. In other words, it's when your junk is really sweaty.

Dave: Dude, there is a battle going on.

Tony: What?
Dave: Bro, it's Nutter Butter vs. Swamp Ass over the Taint Dome.

Nutter Butter by Trombone73 July 2, 2016

Tillie Nutter 

A deliciously scrumptious donut with chocolate icing and small walnut chunks.

I will take one glazed donut and two tillie nutters.

Tillie Nutter by Colin Sherrill June 16, 2008