The growth of fuzz, hair, or fur on the lower back entering to the domain of one's buttocks; usually pertaining to the male race, but also including rather masculine females

American Man: Why, what is that lawn of hair on your lower back that?
European Woman: I think they're calling it assgrass.

assgrass by jazzercise kills innocent newborns February 2, 2008

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arsegravy

This putrid and foul smelling substance is referred to by ignorant word abusers with the insufficient term "diarrhoea". However, we (the enlightened ones) understand that once diarrhoea becomes so diarrhoeal that its consistency is akin to that of well-stirred and ready-to-consume gravy then any term other than this is a shear fallacy. But beware! This term has often been misused to describe what may feel during production (and from a distance appear) to be free of that oh so commonly unnoticed grainy/sandy texture. Please note that unless upon further inspection it upholds a smooth, almost creamy quality, its just runny shit!

"Damn that last load of arsegravy is lubricating my arsecheeks so well I'm just gonna have to scoff another kilo of prunes!"

arsegravy by Jimmy Bob-Bob March 25, 2012

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arsegrapes

Arsegrapes (n), inflamed veins around the Arse Hole.

Eeh sid, me arsegrapes are killing in this cold weather.

arsegrapes by tommus March 9, 2006

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Arseassist

A type of Homosexual that is super proficient in penetrating the sphincter, and performing other Homosexual acts

Wow that bumming was great, you're a real Arseassist!

Arseassist by Robby O'licious Bacon July 11, 2023

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