New Englander's Welcome 

The act of surprising a friend or new neighbor by breaking into their house while they are shopping. Upon their return home, you and your friends stab said homeowner with sharp objects (preferably knives or claws) followed by a hearty "Surprise!". Traditionally ends in laughter and a hospital trip.

We gave Tom a New Englander's Welcome the other day. He's in the E.R. now, but boy was he happily surprised!

New Englander's Welcome by Regulus1362 June 10, 2017

New England Social 

The act of dressing up in one's best apparel before commencing sexual intercourse, or during sexual intercourse. Tuxedo's, gowns, dresses, suits, etc....

Steve held a New England Social at his apartment.

New England Social by John 007 June 29, 2006

New England Slop Bucket 

After crapping, pissing, and ejaculating in a bucket and leaving it to mix for a month, it is used for dumping on a girl after intercourse.

After Zucker finished up... he took the New England Slop Bucket and dumped it on Grimace.

New England Slop Bucket by Gotsussman32 March 15, 2008

new england superhero 

A man or woman who drapes a cardigan over their shoulders and ties the sleeves in front.

The Starbucks down the street is rife with New England Superheros on Sunday mornings.

new england superhero by shannonkg September 6, 2008

New England Steamer 

A berry left between the sheets of your bed by a nighttime visitor for your discovery. This berry is typically delivered from the hairs of the anal cavity and consists of material such as fecal matter, bathroom tissue, newspaper clippings, broken glass, or Charlston Chews.

So, I woke up this morning told that sugar-muffin I met last night to take off. After she left, I got up to get a beer and when I got back in bed I found that the bitch had left a god-damned New England Steamer in my bed!

New England Steamer by VILSON September 3, 2003

New England Sponge Bath

To wash oneself with toilet water, as is often practiced in the South Shore of Massachusetts.

Jimmy didn't like the feel of the new shower head his wife insisted on buying so he opted take New England Sponge Baths instead.

New England Sponge Bath by TheRealL162 March 27, 2019

new england steamer 

After or during sex when you take a dump in someones mouth it is known as a New England Steamer.

Hey, If you gave a bitch a New England Steamer and then a Clevland Steamer on her chest would it be a road trip?

new england steamer by Brian P July 28, 2004