Glopblocker 

A person at work that stops you for meaningless conversation when you're on your way to the can to deuce.

"Man, I was totally doing the poo-dance while Cheryl was talking to me about her stupid dogs."
"She's a real glopblocker."

Glopblocker by AKAStavros October 29, 2009

Goblocker 

A cock. A dick. A penis.

Man 1 - "Hey, you're such a Goblocker!"

Man 2 - "What the hell is a Goblocker dude? A cock. You know, coz they block sluts gobs. ZING!"

Goblocker by Godflesh May 24, 2011

Godblocker ver.2.11

Godblocker ver.2.11 is a Fictitious software program for Windows Based Systems (Mac version coming soon ) that Essentially blocks God from your computer. Thus not allowing it to Enter your mind

" Hey,, I just Got Godblocker ver.2.11 Installed and it works Great. I Haven't Thought about God Since"

Godblocker ver.2.11 by Atheist(topix) January 29, 2010