Santa Barbie

Hottest chick at UCSB.

Who just so happens to be a model but is chill as fuck

If you haven't met Santa Barbie yet and you live in SB, you are most likely living under a rock

Santa Barbie by !-800-666-motherfuckers March 27, 2013

Santa Barbie

An extremely attractive model that resides in Santa Barbara and resembles a Barbie doll but even hotter. And until recently most guys didn't know her name thus creating the Santa Barbie nickname

-Can often be found at Isla Vista parties on the weekend or throwing her own raggers in her beach house mansion

-Santa Barbie is also often spotted driving around in her Range Rover
-With over 90,000 subscribers on FB, she is the most popular first year at UCSB

Ryan: Dude, did you see Santa Barbie at the IV party last night? She was taking mad bong rips and shaking that tight ass of hers

Kyle: Damn, I can't believe I missed a party that she was at!

Ryan: Shoosh yeah, we need a tracking device on the bitch

Kyle: Good luck ever tryna to get wit her; especially if you be callin' her a bitch

Ryan: True that, maybe I'll use the pick up line of "Can I be your Ken doll?"

Santa Barbie by kkkcuf March 27, 2013

Santa Barbie

Rich, white, snobby, rude, & typically blonde chicks with caked on makeup who attend University of California, Santa Barbara.

My Santa Barbie roommate refuses to acknowledge my existence and instead just spends all her time putting on 10 lbs of makeup and curling her bleach blonde hair.

Santa Barbie by lovesthepants October 24, 2009