assfixiated

having an ass so fine it takes someone's breath away

Hilda couldn't keep her boyfriend's eyes from wandering, so she got a Brazilian buttlift and assfixiated him.

assfixiated by mel-a-knee August 21, 2008

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Assfixiated

Getting smothered and asphyxiated by someone's ass.

She sat on my face and I nearly assfixiated -- it was one of the best days in the past year!

Assfixiated by Bad JDP January 15, 2023

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Assfixiated

When someone asphyxiates you with their ass

She sat on my face and nearly assfixiated me. It was one of the best days in the past few months.

Assfixiated by Bad JDP January 15, 2023

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Assfixated

Fixated on ass.

I have been assfixated all day!

Assfixated by Mikethedike1 June 19, 2017

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Assfixiation

When someone nearly asphyxiates you with their ass.

Are you ready for some nice Assfixiation honey?

Assfixiation by Bianca Bellaschnee January 24, 2024

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Shitdar

Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.

When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.

Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

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