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The reason these tables are numbered 

There's a good one, but Honey, you just haven't thought of it yet
Guy: Dayumm, Panic! At the Disco has the longest song titles, I mean, "There's a Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered, but Honey, you just haven't thought of it yet"? That doesn't even have anything to do with the song, it's so st-

Girl: Don't you dare say the word "stupid" in reference to Brendon Urie. EVER.

Guy: But what IS the reason these tables are numbered?

Girl: Honey, you just haven't thought of it yet.

your days are numbered 

a.k.a. "I'm gonna fuck you up".
forewarning of an impending beating, killing etc. that cannot take place at the present time due to one or more factors that may include the presence of one or more law enforcement officers, inapropriate number of witnesses, or a lack of appropriate gear/weapons etc.
You steal my bitch and burn my house. Your days are numbered, asshole.

your days are numbered 

Indicates you don't have many days left to live, you will die soon. Often associated with a threat of some kind.
bouncer: beat it loser
loser: your days are numbered mofo

fake numbered 

When you ask for some digits and instead get a number to some weird company or their grandma
Guy 1: Bro i just got my crush's digits!
Guy 2: Let me search them up.
Guy 2: bro you got fake numbered.
Guy 1: who's number was it
Guy 2 : Trojan condoms
Guy 1: damn it! I got fake numbered!
fake numbered by Hotsauce Curt December 3, 2015

your days are numbered 

1)I am going to hurt and/or kill you.

2)You don't have much time before you get into big trouble.
"Your days are numbered," growled the henchman, taking out a knife.

When Robby broke the vase, he knew his days were numbered and that his mother would be very angry at him.

fake numbered 

When you ask a girl for her number and get a made up number or a number for a condom factory or African American Suicide Hotline
Guy 1: dude i just got this hot bitch's numbers.
Guy2: dude you got fake numbered that's the Trojan Condom Company's number
fake numbered by Hotsauce Curt December 3, 2015