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Flowseidon 

Referring to flow as the elegant "flow" of hair from the back of a lacrosse player's helmet....

Flowseidon is the great god of all that is flow. He governs flow from the crispiest younglings to the highest echelons of overflow. Flowseidon is the final verdict on any young bucks who believe they have achieved flowfection.
Flowbro: Is it really you?

Flowseidon: IT IS I! FLOWSEEEEEEEIDON!
Flowseidon by Reidgwk August 6, 2009
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Flowsiden 

Flowsiden is the highest a flow bro can be on the scale of flow greatness. If one of your fellow Flow Bros has flow so fresh that there is no other way to describe him other than, flow god, flowsiden is an appropriate name. Flowsiden is a term originated by lax star "Con Bro Chill". Many bros who have flow are either sick at hockey, lax, or both.
"Look at his lettuce, its so flowtastic, i think im going to have a flowgasm, he must be flowsiden"

"chad, is flowsiden, he has mad flow.
Flowsiden by cthockey14 October 19, 2010
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Floseidon 

Poseidons much more attractive twin brother with a sick flow. Total babe, freezes the ocean every few millennia to play hockey with the gods
Hot Girl 1: Look its Floseidon!! He's already a babe with his hair and his hockey game is just overkill.

Hot girl 2: I'm orgasming by just looking at him!
Floseidon by Jesus Collin May 28, 2015

Floseidon 

God of Flow

Con Bro Chill is his prophet.
Floseidon runs Con Bro Chill's Emporium.
Floseidon by Swim4life17 January 2, 2012
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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