hoverability

the degree to which one can successfully hover their asscheeks over and take a crap on top of the, by now, absolutely disgusting pile of shit that builds up in most port-a-potties on the closing days of a music festival or other widely attended event. not having your asscheeks touch the seat is a key concept of hoverability.

"good god, that port-a-john is disgusting. how the hell did you use that thing?"

"i've got good hoverability, bro."

hoverability by polecat13 June 28, 2009

Hyperability 

When you have an ability that is slightly better than a regular ability

Sydney's Hyperability is to hold her breath for a minute and a half underwater while Ben can only do it for a minute

Hyperability by OHJ February 1, 2015