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olive bar 

An olive bar is a peaceful area in which one's (or many) testicles are tossed in another's mouth and enjoyed thoroughly. An olive bar might be a bedroom, small dark closet, a humid car parked peacefully at night among the woods overlooking a waterfall.
First documented example was in Great Britain 1789:

Sir Richard Cumunherbach III- "I see that your face is lacking a penis to sit upon it m'lady. Would you, by chance, like to come to my home, enjoy a nice sit in my steam room, and enjoy a nice olive bar?"
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Barcelona Olive Garden 

When you stick olives all over your partner's body and then stick a pimiento up their butt.
Babe, can we please do the Barcelona Olive Garden tonight? It's my birthday.

Oliver Barnes 

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