catbear
A man who has the reflexes and mind of a small feline creature, but also has the large physical presence of a bear.
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Catbarrassed
(Kat-bear’-assed)
The ashamed look your cat gives you, followed by their immediate egress (typically in a slinking manner), while looking back at least twice to determine if you’re laughing at them or not. This always follows your observation of them doing something completely stupid that leads to them falling off a piece of furniture hilariously, go sliding off a table or other surface they jumped onto with too much force, or having the shit slapped out of them by another cat.
The ashamed look your cat gives you, followed by their immediate egress (typically in a slinking manner), while looking back at least twice to determine if you’re laughing at them or not. This always follows your observation of them doing something completely stupid that leads to them falling off a piece of furniture hilariously, go sliding off a table or other surface they jumped onto with too much force, or having the shit slapped out of them by another cat.
Man did you see how catbarrassed Oscar was then he bailed out of here? He totally misjudged the length of that table. He’s so catupid!
Catbarrassed by The Great Putzini August 20, 2023