Slap your friend's adam's apple with your penis while he's sleeping, then throw your hands up and scream "You Just Got Meat Guillotined", throw water on him, and walk out.
The act of pinching off the tip of a loaf after it has been coming out of your asshole before you reached the bathroom. Most of the time resulting in a skid mark in your drawers.
Hey, can you pull over at the next stop? I'm guillotining a turtle headover here. (spoken from the passenger seat during a long drive)
When an uncircumcised man is receiving oral sex, and his partner becomes startled, causing them to bite down and cleave his foreskin, leaving behind a perfectly circumcised penis and a newly Orthodox Jew.
A horizontal guillotine running on a track supported by FOUR posts. Your head goes between the tracks. As the guillotine blade approches, a light notifies you to begin a swift kicking motion (Put all you have into it!) An arm is triggered as the blade passes which pushes your detached head forward, making contact with your extended leg. The best case scenario is you punt your own severed head into the grand canyon. (Very difficult to achieve as you only get one try.)
it's a super kinky and fun for the whole family, sex move
you sit on the ground with your legs spread sitting up right, have the girl lie on the groundlike a bear rug, with your dick in her mouth; as you're about to climax have a buddy curb stomp on her head, slamming down her head so that it cuts off your penis. as you're ejaculating, your blood and cum will mix and shoot out at high speeds covering where ever you are in bloody cum! As for your penis? well that's a meal or souvenir for her to keep.
The Oral Guillotine Sprinkler is a super kinky sex move
Bro, she was so into me she even Oral Guillotine sprinkler ed me.
whoa bro, you did it, and didn't ask me to curb stomp her for you?
sorry homie but I had to ask my neighbour, he was the closest at the time.
that's reasonable.