This is the male genital organ in it's most disfigured state. it acheives this state through persistant daily anal sex over a period of at least 42 years.
The Brucebanger bears a striking resemblance to a large, flat mushroom, often reaching diameters of 20cm and lengths of around 3cm.
"I got picked by this guy last night but when I saw his Brucebanger I jumped out of the window."
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)