caffeination

caffeine but better

I'm drink my caffeination at the moment

by xxalicakexx January 7, 2022

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caffeination

A country whose citizens are unable to maintain sanity throughout the day without imbibing vast quantities of hot coffee.

Thanks to ever numerous locations of Tim Hortons, Canada has become a caffeination

by Sinned383 July 4, 2010

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When copious amounts of caffeinated beverages have failed to keep you sufficiently awake and alert. Oftentimes occurring in mid-afternoon and during important meetings. Sometimes can also occur late at night when operating a motor vehicle.

After falling asleep in the middle of the board meeting, Ed realized he had experienced caffeination failure when his head slammed into the conference room table.

by miss gradenko June 22, 2011

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caffeination machination

This happens when you are really over-caffeinated and you come up with some diabolical scheme or plot to do something a bit evil. It seems like a good idea at the time, but it typically backfires on you and you are the one suffering the consequences. It's fun while you're coming up with it though - so there's that.

Kevin: "Who keeps on sending me fishing lure catalogues? I am loving it. I am simply in heaven. There's no going back!"
Mary: (Muttering to herself) "Damn! This wasn't supposed to happen!"
Kevin: "Mary? Would you like to go on a fishing date with me? I know where the catfish meow if you know what I mean..."
Mary: "It appears that I have yet again fallen prey to another caffeination machination."

by von groovy September 3, 2024