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A liquid that, when consumed, will bring about your darkest fears and illuminate your true persona. The mere scent of this mystical potion will cause anyone's face to cringe with the utmost disgust. It has many names, such as Everclear, Gemclear, and PGA. Although, in its country of origin, it is referred to as "The Peege."It is a blessing in the hands of some. A curse in the hands of Dunns.
Eric: "Make a peege, pass a peege."
Adrian: "Hey man, you alive?"
Crosby: "Barely. My glasses are broken, my penis hurts, there is a piece of pizza in my pocket, and there is a midget asleep in your butt."
Adrian: "Another successful peege."
"The only thing we have to Peege, is Peege itself." -Peegevelt.
"Speak softly and carry a big peege." -Peegevelt (Again, the peege is making it hard to be creative)
Adrian: "Hey man, you alive?"
Crosby: "Barely. My glasses are broken, my penis hurts, there is a piece of pizza in my pocket, and there is a midget asleep in your butt."
Adrian: "Another successful peege."
"The only thing we have to Peege, is Peege itself." -Peegevelt.
"Speak softly and carry a big peege." -Peegevelt (Again, the peege is making it hard to be creative)
Peedee
A peedee is a genetically altered snapper. They lack the ability to resist any bait put before them. They are sent into a frenzy by a hook baited with smegma. When presented with smegma they will become very agitated and will continually smash their snouts into the glass that separates them from their prize. They will continue this for hours on end until their snouts are bloodied and sore. They lack the ability to learn as they will repeat the same action the following day when again presented with smegma.
Q) Why does he keep biting. Doesn't he learn he will never get the smegma
A) It's just a peedee, that's what they do.
A) It's just a peedee, that's what they do.
Peedee by Kung Of The Duckheads September 15, 2019
The Peepee Poopoo Man
The Peepee Poopoo Man is an evil entity, who if you say his name while taking a dump he will come out of the toilet and take your peepee away.
The Peepee Poopoo Man by peachhay May 31, 2018
Peegasm
peener and veggies
Man 1: Got the peener and veggies all ready for your date with Karen tonight?
Man 2: My peener is nice and clean, but my veggies are a fucking disaster.
Man 2: My peener is nice and clean, but my veggies are a fucking disaster.
peener and veggies by Arthur in Hoboken September 27, 2015
jessie paege
jessie paege by A.rat.for.ratatouille May 31, 2018