Deathday
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n. 1. The day you Permanently Failed at life.
2. A planned day of departure from this world
3. When "Hey Guys, WATCH THIS!", didnt end so well
2. A planned day of departure from this world
3. When "Hey Guys, WATCH THIS!", didnt end so well
1. Looks like John celebrated his Deathday today.
2. Emo: I am having my Deathday tomorrow if anyone wants to come... not that anyone cares ~boohoo~
3. Jerry: HEY GUYS, WATCH THIS!"
~proceeds to fall and snap neck~
Jerry's so-called friend: Happy Deathday Jerry!
2. Emo: I am having my Deathday tomorrow if anyone wants to come... not that anyone cares ~boohoo~
3. Jerry: HEY GUYS, WATCH THIS!"
~proceeds to fall and snap neck~
Jerry's so-called friend: Happy Deathday Jerry!
Deathday by Dakota ftw, Blake as well March 7, 2009
Deathday
This is not like the Holiday called "Day of the dead" nor is this a Death Date which is an archive to remember the date / anniversery of someone's death.
A Deathday is the day you will die. It's your personal scheduled "momento mori".
For people suffering dpression or other mental illneses who plan to kill themselves if their life doesn't improve by then. Or if they feel like they've gain the confidence to perservere.
They know that setting a Deathday is the moment they will die. Those who set deathdays are self-aware that they'll die just to fix a temporary life struggle but feel overwhelmed by their circumstances. If you know anyone with a deathday on their calender and it's closely approaching, urge them to seek professional help.
A Deathday is the day you will die. It's your personal scheduled "momento mori".
For people suffering dpression or other mental illneses who plan to kill themselves if their life doesn't improve by then. Or if they feel like they've gain the confidence to perservere.
They know that setting a Deathday is the moment they will die. Those who set deathdays are self-aware that they'll die just to fix a temporary life struggle but feel overwhelmed by their circumstances. If you know anyone with a deathday on their calender and it's closely approaching, urge them to seek professional help.
You'd never tell anyone your deathday. It's used as motivation to change your life; or anticipation for the end.
Deathday by Closet Possum August 27, 2022
saddy deathday
A quirky way to describe a funeral or sad day, also used to wish happy birthday without using the words happy or birthday.
Popularized by Youtuber Andrew Huang.
Popularized by Youtuber Andrew Huang.
saddy deathday by cmm23801 December 14, 2018
Happy Deathday
A "Happy Deathday" is when a man or woman is made to down a dirty pint through a party funnel on the day of their birthday, usually to a chorus of their friends singing "Happy Deathday."
If the victim still hasn't finished by the time the song is over then their friends may count to the victims age (in seconds) while continuing to pour any non-toxic liquid they can find into the funnel.
If the victim still hasn't finished by the time the song is over then their friends may count to the victims age (in seconds) while continuing to pour any non-toxic liquid they can find into the funnel.
Jordan: "The last thing I remember was not being able to finish my Happy Deathday in time, everything after that is a mystery."
Happy Deathday by Captain Faceplant September 2, 2009
National beat a short person to death day
October 24 is the National beat a short person to death day. On the 24th of october you can legally beat a short person to death with no consequences. No weapons just your bare fists. Everyone under 5'4 (1.60) will be in great danger.
Judge: sir we have multiple witnesses that saw you murder that poor man.
Tall person: its october 24, AKA national beat a short person to death day.
Judge: oh ok lmao
Tall person: its october 24, AKA national beat a short person to death day.
Judge: oh ok lmao
National beat a short person to death day by Meloneater69 October 23, 2020
death day
the opposite of a birthday. someone's death day every year is on the day when they died and marks how many years they have been dead for.
death day by IDoEverythin February 12, 2013