ooftug 

Order of the Unicycling Girrafe

This entitles you to a salute of seven guns and to put OOFTUG after your name.

ooftug by Unfortunately_not_a_member September 1, 2009

ooftg 

Out Of Fucks To Give

It's Friday. I'm officially #ooftg.

ooftg by Asymmetric Asscheeks May 23, 2015

ooftage 

when someone is really good looking you say they have ooftage

Carl: Dude did u see that chick?
Dave: Yeh, she has MAJOR ooftage

ooftage by Callumhutch August 5, 2008

Ooftage 

1- Ooftage
a)When something is about half-boner worthy, this word is exclaimed.
b)An word used when the speaker gets excited or realise their listener might get excited
"That pic was ooftage"
2- Ooft
a)Word used when the speaker is excited, or becomes excited.

Half-boner is when the penis is half way between flacidity and being erect.

That picture was ooftage.

Ooft, that was good.

Oooooft, my days, that was hot!

Ooftage by Bestenay Mever June 9, 2010

Ooftus 

Absolute Chad guy.Chadest person ever like so Chad that he broke the Chad scale.

Do you know Ooftus the chad legend himself.
Afcourse who doesn't

Ooftus by Jotaro Joestar May 22, 2022