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Onioning 

When you shoplift from the supermarket by scanning items through the self-service till as an onion (the lowest price item).
In a shameful display of self destruction, depression and sickening greed (potentially malice), pitiful celebrity TV 'chef' Anthony 'The Abhorrent' Worrell Thompson was caught literally red handed onioning a bottle of red wine and some camembert. His family are dutifully shocked.
Onioning by jamejame January 21, 2012
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Onioning 

To make a promise to do something and then refuse out of a claim of complications or disagreement that never happens.
"He's not onioning his way out of the interview."
Onioning by NatrixMonster March 31, 2020

Devil's Onionring 

Take a shower nozzle, turn it to jet, and give your devil's onionring a blast from the past!
Devil's Onionring by [sT]Crew March 23, 2004