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that which was required to be done: QEF
QEF by Quirk Evinced Fairly January 25, 2013
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QEF qefed qeffi
The name of an ancient goddess. A beautiful woman who has the magic to choose her destiny. Rare and Unique.
Have you met Qef? I really wish I could be like her. All of Qef’s wishes come true.
Qef by Phenaan November 24, 2021
pronounced kweeft, play on words, see queef

derivation: from QE and QE2, quantitative easing (money printing) programs instituted by the Federal Reserve which results in the devaluation of the dollar compared to other currencies and commodities.

definition: The sound of air expulsion from the dollar after it has been vigorously fucked by the Fed.
I used to have a great pension, but now I can't afford to pay my ladyboy because I've been qefed.

Q: Why the hell is gas so fucking expensive?
A: We've all been qefed

I made a shitload of money shorting the dollar before douchebag Bernanke and his bankster goons qefed all over the place.
qefed by myharbltestes May 20, 2011
your mother
qeffi is hot
qeffi by Zeeki December 15, 2021
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026