qefed

pronounced kweeft, play on words, see queef

derivation: from QE and QE2, quantitative easing (money printing) programs instituted by the Federal Reserve which results in the devaluation of the dollar compared to other currencies and commodities.

definition: The sound of air expulsion from the dollar after it has been vigorously fucked by the Fed.

I used to have a great pension, but now I can't afford to pay my ladyboy because I've been qefed.

Q: Why the hell is gas so fucking expensive?
A: We've all been qefed

I made a shitload of money shorting the dollar before douchebag Bernanke and his bankster goons qefed all over the place.

qefed by myharbltestes May 20, 2011

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qeed

The smell of after sexual intercourse and being very high, the smell that is queef and w33d mixed together to make a beautiful smell.

Man that qeed was awesome last night!
Nasty qeed dude!

qeed by WeeingWaimbow March 13, 2009

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qefed • qeed • qeeda • qeeed

qeeed

Qeeed~ An unbreakable friendship between two (mexican) "black girls" 😂🌾

"OMG! IM SO JEALOUS OF ANDREA AND JASMIN THEY ARE SUCH A QEEED!"

qeeed by Qeeed June 28, 2017

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qeeda

A amazing girl her name is aqeedat but this is a trend so your looking WHAT YOUR NAME WOULD BE!

Right? 😏😏😏

Just a trend aqeedat

qeeda by OMG IM HERE FOR THE TREND May 22, 2021

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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