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pronounced kweeft, play on words, see queef

derivation: from QE and QE2, quantitative easing (money printing) programs instituted by the Federal Reserve which results in the devaluation of the dollar compared to other currencies and commodities.

definition: The sound of air expulsion from the dollar after it has been vigorously fucked by the Fed.
I used to have a great pension, but now I can't afford to pay my ladyboy because I've been qefed.

Q: Why the hell is gas so fucking expensive?
A: We've all been qefed

I made a shitload of money shorting the dollar before douchebag Bernanke and his bankster goons qefed all over the place.
qefed by myharbltestes May 20, 2011
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The smell of after sexual intercourse and being very high, the smell that is queef and w33d mixed together to make a beautiful smell.
Man that qeed was awesome last night!
Nasty qeed dude!
qeed by WeeingWaimbow March 13, 2009
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Qeeed~ An unbreakable friendship between two (mexican) "black girls" 😂🌾
"OMG! IM SO JEALOUS OF ANDREA AND JASMIN THEY ARE SUCH A QEEED!"
qeeed by Qeeed June 28, 2017
A amazing girl her name is aqeedat but this is a trend so your looking WHAT YOUR NAME WOULD BE!

Right? 😏😏😏
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026