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grilling the salmon

1. Something you say you've done that sounds vaguely sexual enough to impress people. If asked how to grill the salmon, make something up.

2. The act of heating salmon over fire until it is cooked.
"I tossed her salad last night"
"Oh that's nothing. I was just grilling the salmon this morning"

Never have I ever grilled the salmon

Bear Grylling 

When you purposely make a fire in your home to cook food when you already have a microwave or oven. Does not count if you use the fireplace, pussy.
Damn, dude! Are you bear grylling those Bagel Bites?
Bear Grylling by Nadeem E. January 25, 2009

growling at the badger 

What they call cunnilingus in Glasgow, Scotland (source: Billy Connolly, the funniest man in the world)
Also known as "going the growl"
"Know what they call cunnilingus in Glasgow?.... Growling at the badger!"
growling at the badger by Cluin September 2, 2003

Growling 

The deep guttaral sound a guy makes when trying very hard not to orgasm, or when he is climaxing. It is insanely hot and your female partner will 100% cum if you do this.
Jane: "Shaun was growling last night and I came before he even touched me."

Sarah: "I'm drooling just thinking about it, honestly."
Growling by Jajaboot November 25, 2016

grilling 

To insult someone harshly and consistently, synonymous with roasting
"Shut up Timmy, you fat, ogre lookin, nerd"
"Damn Ryan, easy with the propane, you're straight grilling him"
grilling by bigdickswinger January 30, 2017

GROWLING AT THE BEAVER 

A lancashire term for licking the bean, (licking the vagina).
licking the vagina or clitoris. growling at the beaver