The popcorn that you shovel into your fat pie hole and subsequently falls back out and into the crack between the couch cushions, claimable by anyone who finds it until it looks inedible because it has become visibly discolored.
Relax I'm not feeling your ass I'm just digging for a piece of dropcorn you missed.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)