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Hobinator 

Real Name: Marc Hobin

The biggest queer in the history of queers. Quotes included to back up my argument:

"Teach me to hax." (repeat over the course of two weeks)
"only woman hold grudes." (two typos = fun for all)
"You're only capable of 'hacking', through freaking."
"I have a life! I have two girls, who like me." ('girls', eh?)
"You should hold the internet at ransom."
"Make a program, that kills computers when you type 'hi'."
"In case you didn't notice, I signed it as Dr. E. Jaculate."
Examples:

"Hobinator sucks."
"You're a Hobinator."
"68.188.110.210 sucks."
"You're a 68.188.110.210."
"Hob is here...
he is queer...
I WILL SMEAR."
"Wait! Marc HOBIN? I thought his name was Krandall!"
Hobinator by M. LeCon April 12, 2005
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Hoovinator

Person:
One who takes on grand things in life and succeeds in many.

Thing:
The hoovinator is a weapon of thought, creativity and wisdom.
You've just been hoovinated by the Hoovinator!
Hoovinator by Brave Eagle May 8, 2011

homonator 

A man who is SO gay that he is like a gay machine. He is beyond gay like the Terminator was beyond human.
"The worst part about it is, Jeff doesn't even try to be that gay! He is not a man, he is the fucking Homonator!"
homonator by Iggy Pup May 28, 2006

bobinator 

All around cool guy, usually named Bob.
Dude, look at the that bobinator shredding the pow
bobinator by blue-flyer February 22, 2009

Hobsonator 

The word "hobsonator" is a term used to describe the ultimate peak of sexual predetation which a man in the UK can ever acheive. Very few have ever reached this stage and only the brave can maintain it.

Hobsonate: To give a girl her ultimate desire in bed and to leave her begging for more.

Highest level of penetration a girl can take cause she can't take no more

Derived from the greatest name ever and based on the teachings of Hobsomatrixism , this phenomenon is taking the UK by storm especially in the North Eastren parts of UK

Warch out ladies!!!! the Hobsonator is in town.

There can only be one Hobsonator bow down and learn from him..........
Girl says: I was hobsonated last night
Guy says: Fucking bastard i wish i was the Hobsonator


To be hosbsonated is a great thing!!!!

(Girl cries out) Someone please hobsonate me!!!!

My friends call me the Hobsonator.....Cum with me if you want to live!!!
Hobsonator by anonymous April 20, 2004

Tobinator 

1. One who leaves a trail of death & destruction. 2. To believe you have the inside track with God and that your cause is infallable and just. 3. To be a narcissistic disingenuous four flusher. 4. To wear a smile while stabbing an unsuspecting friend in the back. 5. The only experience worse then a Tabasco enema.
"Whewdamn, looks like a Tobinator has been through here."
"Check out this disaster, what would you say, maybe a catagory 4 Tobinator?"
"You know the Tobinator's motto: if you can't make a difference, at least make a mess."
Tobinator by roadkill March 11, 2005

robinator 

an extremely large and powerful penis
"Wow, I can't believe I got to experience the robinator!"
robinator by LLL25 August 6, 2006