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Monkey Music

A synonym for the "musical" genre Rap.

A statement made towards a very poor attempt at music, which targets black youth or black youth wanna-bes (wiggers).

Common words found within the lyrics are Nigga, fuck, bitches and hoes.
Common themes are a nigga or niggas, a bitch or hoe or bitches and hoes, drugs, money, rims and cars, fucking/sex/bonin', jewelery, hard times in tough neighborhoods, how "we've been opressed for years" and how "white boys is haterz", and more niggas.
POOR GRAMMAR IS ALSO A COMMON THEME. (i.e. "soulja boy" cannot finish his sentences let alone words in a particular song) It is also common to buy a CD and have half of it blank or bleeped out when they remove "dirty" or "innopropriate" words.

Most rappers have silly nicknames and rap about the same thing on each album they release, often ripping off classic songs by stealing beats, depriving youth with the "new" beat and rhyme from the old classic.

Most Monkey Music, rap, is based on these principles and has a lot of the same lyrical meaning from "Rapper" to "Rapper". Humans do not enjoy Monkey Music. Monkey Music also inspires strange dances like crumpin' it is often very difficult to tell if someone is suffering from a seisure or just crumpin' it up.
"NOW WHATCH ME YOU"

Tanner: ALAN TURN THAT MONKEY MUSIC SHIT OFF!!!

Alex: Grab his seisure medication, oh wait hes just dancing...
Monkey Music by B-HIND BLU EiZ July 17, 2009
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Monkey Music

Music or noises made by black people which offends the sensibilities of decent and civilised white folk.

Can also refer to music or noises made by unsophisticated white people who are aping the traditions, rhythms, or performance style of black people.
Why Herr Hitler, I must agree with your profound dislike and rejection of the hideous monkey music that the American Jazz troupe are blaring out from the stage. It offends my ears and is most discordant indeed.

Dumb Money Music 

an artist that makes music of which the content is SHALLOW and (sorry to say) influences the majority of the minority and makes a major income due to the positive feedback from the demographics.
Why are the youth of today so dense?

Its that Dumb Money Music, makes you senseless.
Dumb Money Music by iTelz July 23, 2010

stole my music money 

Commonly known to take someone's ideas and putting their stimnatual in a way of looking like they came up with and created it.....
Hey maybe that mothafucker stole my music money.

Men, money and music 

The male homosexual equivalent of "wine, women and song."
I've been chasing men, money and music, and I don't really focus on the repercussions because we're all going to die at some point.

Musical money shot 

When you are dj'ng in the precense of haters or others trying to pull you down, and rather than lower your standards, you proceed to throw down some of the hottest positive vibes/energy tracks just bam bam bam.
"Hey dj H, I get sick of the "special" clique turning this place into a shithole with their bitchmade negative vibe..."
"Kiwi, maan, don't even worry about those haters, hit'em with a nice musical money shot and roll on.."