Ritz Cracker 

White trash who stay at nice hotels, usually ruining a good time for anyone else staying there.

"Oh crap... here comes a rusty minivan with five kids and a basset hound, must be more ritz crackers."

Ritz Cracker by bucksfan89 July 12, 2009

ritz cracker 

a black person who acts white

Shavon uses the word like after every word. She is such a ritz cracker

ritz cracker by R3DruM October 29, 2009

ritz cracker 

A white person who is racist, using the term "white cracker".

"Shauna just said a very racist remark! She is a ritz cracker!"

ritz cracker by JambaVix June 16, 2017

Ritz Cracker 

(n.) A synonym for the biggest white guy alive

Johnny: This is preposterous!
Timmy: DUDE SHUTUP YOU SOUND LIKE A RITZ CRACKER

Ritz Cracker by Dat Dude January 28, 2005

jesus fucking christ on a ritz cracker 

Expression of surprise or sometimes anger.

Holy crap! Jesus Fucking Christ on a Ritz Cracker!

jesus fucking christ on a ritz cracker by Jimmy Me Boy April 2, 2015

Ritz Savory Cracker

A cracker with cheese

A spin-off of Fitz Avery Vacker

I love Ritz Savory Crackers, they are so cheesy.

Ritz Savory Cracker by DoctorDum42 January 16, 2023

RitzCrackerManRory 

Gay content farmer with an addiction to shagging pictures of little mo and roly mo un a mega gay threesome

OMG run RitzCrackerManRory has taken my son

RitzCrackerManRory by CoolMintman11 July 5, 2022