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Gomez

is my chicken

my lover

my world

fuck you dev you wish you were him
Bitch 1: I can believe Gomez is with her

Bitch 2: Ik I'm so jealous

Gomez: as you should be
Gomez by ggity69 July 18, 2022
After a verticle 69, you powerbomb the girl into the ground, flip her off with both hands, yell "GOMEZ" in her face, and walk away.
I gomezed my girlfriend last night, she loved it.
Gomez by Crew March 20, 2005
A person who seems to leak pheromones. His very presence draws both men and women to him dying to be his. Someone who isn't exactly great looking and is not exactly nice but for some reason evryone wants him... Everyone.
Person 1: Did you see that dude yesterday?
Person 2: Yeah, why is his hair so long?
Person 1: I know he seriously needs to cut it.
Person 2: He is such a Gomez. I think I'm gonna ask him out.
Person 1: No way, I am.

And then a catfight ensues.
Easily one of the most individual and fantastic bands ever. A person who disagrees with this statement is a goon. A band who's tours are fueled by thousands of bottles of beer, hundreds of bottles of Jack Daniels and literally pounds of marijuana.
We love beer! We love beer! We love Gomez!
Gomez by Ooble November 30, 2004
after doing a vertical 69 with a girl you power-bomb her into the ground, give her the finger with both hands and yell "GOMEZ!"
gomez by Stewart May 13, 2005
A talented preformer on the male
genitel area.
yo that gomez sure is GOOD
oh sucki sucki NoW!!!
gomez by j j mm January 2, 2004