Newb: A word used often times in l337 speak (A language used by gaming legends who believe they'
re godly) Newb, or Newbie if you
will, is a person who tries to succeed at pwnin' and zoning, when in fact they exhibit many noobish traits. (such as sucking) When you apply the the letters S.I.C.L.E. at the end of the word newb, you have what is known as an
oxymoron. This is due to the fact that a noobsicle is the lowest form of
n00b, and that the word newb is in fact a positive word describing someone who is trying to turn l337.
1.)My man Newbsicle plays this
game in his sleep.
2.)Newbsicle has been pwnin' and
zoning since
diapers.
3.)I wanna be like Newbsicle some day. *sigh*