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The port dollar holla 

When you get a hummer with a finger up your ass behind the dollar general in Port Jervis for trade of a good high
I met Tiff behind the dollar general. She needed a buzz and I needed "The port dollar holla" from her because I'm horny as a port slut

The Halladay 

The Halladay is a move where you are in a position to hire an employee, hire them, fuck them and then make their life hell until they quit
Halladay hired the little mermaid fucked he and then made her feel like a dirty fish, hence giving her The Halladay
The Halladay by Bostonmatty August 6, 2013

Alex The Hallam 

he comes from India, he loves the attention from girls, and he knows how to party. the Title of 'The Hallam' is rarely given to anyone outside of England and once you have it, it sticks. Alex is the one with the Title at the minute but he is being hunted by the FBI as he has stolen as much gold as he could from the American embassy. The title comes from the queen of France before she was beheaded. The Title of 'The Hallam' was then passed down from generation to generation until it was given to an outsider called James V. when he died he passed it to the duke of Germans who passed it to Alex Haloumi.
This is no inside joke, look it up on Wikipedia to find out more about the Title of 'The Hallam'
Alex ran from the FBI, they where coming fast.
Clutching to the power of his title he ran into the house next to him.
in the house he yelled 'I am The Hallam!'.

they hid him from the FBI and he escaped for a new day.
that is what the Alex The Hallam can do.

The Holland Heater 

When you take apart the wiring for a space heater and clamp the exposed wires to the females nipples. You then proceed to have sex with her while flipping the switch for the heater randomly causing a jolt of electricity to run through her and arousing her until climax.
This woman claimed I couldn't get her to climax, so i introduced her to The Holland Heater... She still can't walk right. Even her speech is slurred now.
The Holland Heater by My Dad Said November 2, 2021

the name hella 

An annoying ugly bitch who will never leave you alone! AVOID she is so annoying it will make you want to pull your hair out!
Person No.1 : omg is that the name hella!

Person No.2 : FUCK RUN

The Classic Luke Holland 

This is the infamous sex position introduced to the world by Luke Holland. It is when a man throws his partner (man or woman) on to a near by surface, allowing him to gain a dominant stance over them. He then proceeds to take his testicles out and slips them into the partner's anus, one at a time. At this point the anus almost becomes a vacuum, sucking the balls deep inside. Keep in mind only the testicles enter the rectum. It is very satisfying to both participants.
Katie told me she wanted me to put my balls inside of her, so I gave her "The Classic Luke Holland"