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Twitterbreak 

Taking a moment during something strenuous or dangerous in which normal people would either finish their task or possibly run for their lives to tweet(4) about it on Twitter.com
Guy 1: "OH SHIT, OUR APARTMENTS ON FIRE, DUDE CALL 911!"

Guy 2: "Ok one sec!"
*Tweeting: SHITSHITSHIT MY PLACE IS BURNING DOWN* Ok I'll call 911 now!"

Guy 1: "You asshole! You're going to get yourself killed taking Twitterbreaks like that!
Twitterbreak by Dexi February 17, 2009

twitter speak 

Slanged speech made up by users of Twitter,mainly adaptions of words using "Tweet or Twit",shortened to cut down on character usage.
I use twitter speak to stay within my 140 characters.
twitter speak by BLuTink78 June 29, 2009

twatterspeak 

Pejorative noun for sloppy or trivial discourse resembling thoughtless, hurried, or uneducated twitter postings, characterized by:
1) habitual use of nonstandard abbreviations such as "u" (for "you") and "ur" (for "your" or "you're")
2) written or spoken discourse dominated by very trivial, cliche, or repetitive subjects, typically with poor grammar and spelling, and frequent typographical errors
An example of twatterspeak is: "hey u your not busy? lets get us sum beer omg itll be fun"
twatterspeak by ferrous chloride November 15, 2020

twitterspace 

The twitter version of cyberspace, a small island of cyberspace that is full of tweets.
ground_control:Major tome we have a problem!

major_to: I know I was just checking twitterspace when your tweet jumped out at me, I'm screwed aren't I.