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kenny chesney 

The best country singer!! Loves to sing about vacationing on the beach and getting away.
kenny chesney by Princess December 15, 2004

kenny chesney 

Proof that God loves us and wants us all to be happy.
Kenny Chesney has the BEST fan club EVER!
kenny chesney by April Chesney August 23, 2005

Kenny Chesney 

Mr. Chesney is an adult-contemporary singer disguised as a country singer... a fact that most people miss because 1) he wears a cowboy hat (to hide his bald head) and 2) Nashville sucks. Oh, and for all you clueless girls who find him hot, truth be told he really looks like a middle-aged turtle on steriods.
Screw Chesney, buy Dwight Yoakam's new CD "Blame the Vain" when it comes out on June 14th. LONG LIVE YOAKAM!
Kenny Chesney by me April 25, 2005

Kenny Chesney 

A mild-mannered, diminutive singer of moderate talent who somehow caught the proverbial Lucky Train and got a record deal; then somehow after years of exposure became perceived as actually talented and a against all odds became a "star" in Country music.

Mr. Chesney is known for his hard work and for releasing one forgettable song after another with his careful, monotone delivery. His vocal style is known for being devoid of passion or emotion. But he is most known in more recent years for his signature "lick" of dropping the last word of a lyrical line to "talk" it.

Many attempts to explain his success have come up short. But one reviewer came close by simply citing "The Emporer's New Clothes."
Kenny Chesney shows his lack of talent in the song "Another Beer In Mexico" or 80% of his other recordings.
Kenny Chesney by ThePointe March 17, 2008

kenny chesney 

Peyton Manning's gay lover, they often have butt sex. General faggot.
(Peyton runs into room crying like a little girl)
Kenny Chesney: What's wrong hun?
Peyton: WAAAAAAH! That mean bully Tracy Porter ruined my game, and my line sucks waaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Kenny: There there Peyton, I still love you.
Peyton: Sniff, can we still have butt sex?
Kenny: Sure
(Little does Peyton know, Kenny is cheating on him with the neighbors gerbil)
kenny chesney by pacman jones32 February 21, 2010

Kenny Chesney 

A VERY HOTT AND SEXY COUNTRY SINGER and does NOT look like a turtle on steroids he sings great music and he is ver talented!!
Kennys tractor isnt the only thing thats sexy!
Kenny Chesney by Cassie Chesney September 15, 2005