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Another name for the penis. Can also be used to as a codename for pornography without others knowing the true meaning of spege.

Also, condoms can be referred to as spege-hats.

Pronounced Spedge, rhymes with sledge.
Penis Form:
Jimmy: IMA POKE YOU WIT MY SPEGE
Abi: NOOOOOOOO ok go on

Porn Form:
Gooch: Jimmy, I got some spege on my phone!
Jimmy: No thats not cool gooch....
Gooch's Dad: You know I read urban dictionary too, Gooch...
Spege by The jimbonator June 22, 2009
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Rainbow Six Siege 

A game that involves a 5v5 team battle, where you need to work together to win. In Casual, it's filled with cringe and raging normies who shit on you if you fuck up once. In Ranked, you meet some chill people but sometimes they are annoying as fuck as well.
OMG!!! SMOKE WAS IN THE OTHER ROOM!! *insert annoying long ass speech from a player in Rainbow Six Siege*

Siege Pill 

When a person has become inspired to commit a lone wolf attack on their enemies. Usually after being shown new information/argument(s) about their enemies that pushes that person's, already radical beliefs, to the farthest extreme possible. Usually done via shooting.

The siege pill is only possible after taking and accepting all possible red pill AND black pill ideas relating to their radical beliefs.The siege pill is elusive, even many deeply red pilled persons often look upon the siegepilled with mixed feelings about their actions.

Although the term itself has white nationalist roots, the siege pill has been shown to be universal, and can be ingested by persons of all ethnicities, genders, sexes, religions, economic backgrounds, political beliefs, etc. Although, the most popular siege pilled people in the US are usually ultra far right people.
The El Paso, Christchurch, Pittsburgh synagogue, Charleston church shooters and many religious terror groups are all examples of people being siege pilled
Siege Pill by -TheNarwhal December 6, 2019

UwU Speech 

UwU speech, also known as verbal diabetes, is the complete saturation of language with sweet and cute words, and or the replacement/repetition of letters within words with other letters to accentuate the childish and sweet tone, often the letter "w" being ruthlessly abused. Emoticons/Emoji usage may vary but if used generally serve to exaggerate the coma inducing sweetness.
Examples of UwU speech
1. "Hewwo Daniel, w-would you liek sum snuzzles? :3 <3 uwu"
2. ">~< thancc you honey cookie. (insert anime emoji with hearts) i twied me best <<3. "
UwU Speech by realhotdogmen October 6, 2019

poebes segeze 

yo, i had some insanely good poebes segeze today.
poebes segeze by LACUZ February 26, 2021

Siege Tank 

A Terran unit from the game "Starcraft" used to "siege up" and launch artillery shells on the opponents base. One of the most potent Terran units.

Also a Bronzong used by m4gnitude on Youtube.
"To defeat the opponent's Photon Cannons, the player used his siege tanks to fire at them from outside the cannons' range.
Siege Tank by SC1312020 February 20, 2009
The master of spooking, capable of hiding behind plants and in dumpsters. Often mistaken as the bosses kid or just some guy with a long ponytail.

His name, Spagett, is also his catchphrase, which he shouts upon emerging from his hiding place
"Spagett! Got Ya! Spooked Ya"
spagett by Spagett January 8, 2009