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Knobba Dobbis 

The head of your dick stays swollen and the shaft is limp -- looking like a doorknob.
Knobba Dobbis is when you have so much sex in a dry vagina your dick stays swollen and the shaft is limp
Knobba Dobbis by tony mog June 18, 2009
A fat sloth who lives his life lying on a couch, slowly stewing in his own filth.
Q: Where's knobbsy? A: He's in Trefeg.
knobbsy by Knobbsfan April 12, 2008

The Nuneaton Knobber

A man who lies in the alley way next to Sainsburys in Nuneaton flashing anyone who comes by. some deem him a threat to society others a local hero.

cop knobbler

One who purchases and drives a used police vehicle because he's an asshole; particularly one who gets a motorcycle and wears an "official" looking helmet to go along with his cheap, crooked aviator sunglasses and cheesy, porn mustache.
All of a sudden this patrol car pulls right up on my ass, I start shoving the buds in my mouth and chewing like crazy - then I realize he's just a fuckin' cop knobbler! ... so I ran him off the road.
cop knobbler by thedalailummox September 1, 2010

Armed Knobbery 

The act of forcibly taking a cock into one's hand and jacking it up and down whilst the mouth slides up and down the shaft in unison or opposition.
BillyBob: Where's that whore you call a girlfriend?

Jeb: Campus police caught her blowing one of her professors in the parking lot. She's down in county lockup... prolly likin' some stank-ass prison guard snatch.

BillyBob: Did they charge her with Armed Knobbery or Public Incocksuckation?

Jeb: Ha! Both.

knobface 

An insult used to descirbe someone who is being a complete chump, but still remains slightly amusing.
Look at John, he is being a knobface.
Yes a complete knobface.
knobface by Jellybaby June 11, 2007