hoofing 

used by bootnecks or matelots, to define various situations when one word will suffice and those around will know what context the word is used in. A typical multi-tasked word!!! Hoofing - great, brilliant, good, amazing, (sarcastic).

a: what a hoofing run ashore! = we had a very good night out!
b: "you're being charged for being adrift"(late to work, by your boss = muttered answer would be "that's bloody hoofing" - sarcasm.

hoofing by Steve Westwood April 20, 2007

Hoofing 

Goat alternative to fisting.

Just saw that goat hoofing ashley in a ditch again, filthy

Hoofing by RGR33 January 12, 2011

Hoofing 

The word used to describe the action of Mr Tumnus anally penetrating you.

I went to narnia and Mr Tumnus started h=Hoofing me uncontrolably.

Hoofing by Lorrrun. October 13, 2011

Hoofing 

Verb: The act of masturbating to characters from the series My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

Brony #1: Rarity is totaly the hottest My Little Pony character.

Brony #2: No way, Dude, I've been hoofing to Applejack in my cubicle for an hour.

Hoofing by RainbowDashBrony October 19, 2011

Hoofing 

verb: The act of sexual relations so vile is cannot be described by any specific noun, or group of nouns. It is generally used in conjunction with rape, though is not limited to recreation. Usually a horse is involved but could also refer to animals of any species or a less than desireable woman or man.

Example 1: I was in at the Police station last night, and while I was sleeping in my cell and a large burly man proceeded to hoof me.

Example 2: My child is a product of hoofing,

Hoofing by Lutheran Hoofer February 6, 2012

Hoofing 

Another word for sex but for the kids

I swear on my life that I heard my parents hoofing this morning. I’m now traumatized.

Hoofing by HoeBagCenteral February 20, 2018

Hoofing 

To shove ones hoof into an orifice

She's in for a good hoofing tonight

Hoofing by Lord Bernard March 16, 2020