complanus 

A complainer that is a pain in the ass (anus).

Do you have to be such a complanus about taking the garbage out?

complanus by barbarena May 27, 2009

Complanus 

A person who complains about everything, and acts like an anus.

Wow! Debra is being a real complanus about me eating her dog!
She is a total complanus!

Complanus by All American Walrus Back Rider August 25, 2020

Complanion 

Particulate slang for companion, used for an affectionate connotation. Properly spoken with a defiant, swish-like motion of long sleeves; high-pitched voice and an intent of affectionate emotions.

Jane: *in a squeaky voice* "My complanion, let us go on an adventure!"

Larry: *in a slightly less squeaky voice* "Where would I be without my complanion?"

Complanion by Belgian Eggroll June 12, 2016

complinsult 

A compliment that can easily be mistaken for an insult OR a compliment that is intended to be an insult. Usually said in a sarcastic tone and uses one's positve attributes to patronize and or demeen.

You look less fat than ususal.

complinsult by Daryl&Ryan Terry August 27, 2005

complanstating 

When thou states and complains

“I want pizza, but my mum won’t get meh any.”

“Stop complanstating”

complanstating by Killmenowplease3 February 7, 2018

Complane 

A state of being in which your irritability and unpleasantness causes others to accuse you of “taking a flight on the Complane”. Depending on how unbearable you are to your friends, they may assert that you are the Pilot, the Co-Pilot, the Stewardess, or simply a Passenger on the Complane.

Friend 1: I’m so tired of studying, I want my exams to just be over already.
Friend 2: You are really riding the Complane right now.

Friend 1: Why do we have to be at this party right now? I don’t know anyone and they don’t even have free drinks.
Friend 2: Wow, you’re like the Stewardess of the Complane.

Friend 1: WHY DOES EVERYTHING BAD HAPPEN TO ME?!?!?!
Friend 2: Congratulations, you’ve just been awarded a Pilot position on the Complane.

Complane by N8 n $mash May 25, 2011

complifusing 

a morph of confusing and complicated. when something is so complicated, unnormal, unusual, irregular, or akward that it leaves you feeling confused, out of place, or stupid

These directions are so complifusing, i might as well just go home and wack it.

complifusing by kabalooba October 24, 2007